This is where you come to learn all the possible things that you could ask about Endangered Feces...

Among the questions we've been asked personally, is, how long we've been together, how we started, and where the name came from... Well, those questions and more will be learned on this here web site, and, if you have anything you'd like to learn about us, well feel free to ... So let's begin...

Did he......?

Yes, he really drank it, and yes it's real....

How long have you guys been together?

Endangered Feces started out as an answer to all of the crap hair bands that were coming out of the woodwork, back in 1989, when Jay "Buzzsaw" Levitz and Keith "Shyten" Starkman, decided they should be playing loud obnoxious punk, hardcore and thrash tunes, as opposed to the bands that were playing Bon Jovi and Motley Crue... So, in the bedroom of Buzzsaw, with a couple of guitars, 9-Volt battery powered mini amplifiers, and a dream, began the saga of what is now known as Endangered Feces.

Who is in Endangered Feces today?

Endangered Feces currently consists of five members: Most importantly, first off is Hugo NoWhereFast, who is our "Interior Defecator"... He's in charge of getting 200 rolls of toilet paper, out and about the crowd, inside of 20 minutes... It's an art, actually, because you need to make sure you keep the toilet paper flying... Then we have the soundtrack members, which are currently Keith Shyten Starkman on vocals, Jay Levitz on guitar, Lorenzo Potenzo Malesto Manifesto on bass, and lastly, but NOT Leastly, Peter Aloicious McManus Cronin on drums and other things (you'll have to see for yourself what THAT is)... Anyway, that is the current line-up of Endangered Feces...

What was the first song you guys had?

Well, that could be arguable, but, aside from the "Ducks Have No Feet" issue, which is not officially an Endangered Feces song, I would have to say that "White Castle" would be of our first original tunes, written together... This song of course was written IN White Castle (when the original White Castle was on Bell Boulevard, before the moved it over 6 feet)on the back of a receipt, and the music was written on the way back to Jay's car, after eating belly-bombers that day...

Where did the name come from?

Well, to answer that question briefly, lets just say, a friend of ours whose first name is Adolf, and last name begins with the letter H (not to be confused with the infamous Nazi leader) gave us the name, as a gift... It seemed VERY appropriate, since at the time, we sounded like shit... Well, we haven't exactly changed in the sound department...

What are the "Black Days"?

We don't talk about them... Next Question...

We hear you're like Spinal Tap, when it comes to drummers... Why is that?

Very good question, but it's no longer true... Pete Cronin, has been the drummer for Endangered Feces now, since about 1992... Yes, before that, many had the throne, including bass player John Houlihan... But before him there were many... Among them were: Bill Gritz, Mike Eliscu, Jim E. Phlegm, Anthony Migliorelli, then John & now, Pete... We're keeping the line-up as is from now on though... We're like a retarded family again...

What does it take to be a "Fece" ?

Well, you need to have a strong stomach for one... You have to be able to take a lot of crap, especially when 50 or so people are throwing toilet paper at you, at every show... We love that people enjoy the fact that we have 200 rolls per show... It sounds like a lot, but, I still think we could use more...

200 Rolls? Of toilet paper?

Yeah, we provide the toilet paper though... We bring approximately 200 rolls to each performance, which our old pal Hugo, manages to toss in a matter of 20 minutes... He is what Endangered Feces has become... We're just his soundtrack...

Got any questions?

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